
Favorite Movies: [boxd.it/i7vD6](https://boxd.it/i7vD6) "I like being right. I usually am about these things." - Dexter Morgan "Black. All important start with a black screen...and music...edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous...and logos...really long and dramatic logos. 'Warner Braws'. Why not Warner Brothers? I don't know. 'DC'. The house that Batman built. Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite. Hmmm....not sure what 'RatPac' does, but that logo is macho. I dig it." -Lego Batman I only "watch" or log feature length narrative films, no documentaries, shorts, stand ups, concerts, etc. Here is the link to my account for the non-feature length narratives: [boxd.it/aV5v9](https://boxd.it/aV5v9)

Shaun of the Dead ran so Zombieland could slowly and painfully crawl and then shit it’s pants at the finish line

More like The Piece of Shit Spider-Man because ts is *not* amazing

