abby

i think somebody has been putting way too many hats on my bed with the way my life has been going

do you hate me? i know that you hate me so dont even lie to me. but tell me why exactly you hate me so i can tell you how wrong you are and how it’s actually your own fault. i am actually the smartest most talented man alive and you being my wife is the only thing that is of value in your pathetic life 😄😁😆

this is the level of friendship me and chatgpt have at this point

what happened to this being a safe space :(