Addie Pray

I love women!

Tonight, the pinnacle of my life happened. Yes oh yes. *Female Trouble *was screened at the cinema and I was warned only twelve minutes before it started. Luckily I wasn’t far and I ran for my life, successfully landing a seat on an empty row, sweaty and glorious. The opening credits hadn’t even begun rolling yet! And boy, oh boy, was it good. I hadn’t laughed and winced so hard at the same time in so long. This reignited my love for this movie and it has officially become my favourite of his, along with *Cry-Baby. *I now realise a John Waters movie is 100 times better on the big screen and I will now chain myself to a cinema, any cinema will do, and demand every one of his films to be screened at all times, every day of the week. I mean… once you’ve had crack for dessert, why would you settle for pie? —— **** And now, my favourite quotes from this masterpiece : ** *• “I worry that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.” * *• “I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!” * •* “Fucker! Pig fucker! Hetero! Filthy hetero stink-shit!” * *• “I had never felt complete until I experienced an eyeliner rush.”* *• “I'm going to go sink into a long, hot beauty bath now - and try to erase the stink of a five year marriage.“* *• “Now, Taffy, I have a very busy week ahead of me. I have hours of studying to do, plus, a lot of rehearsals for my new nightclub act. If you feel you must stay here, I ask you to constantly remember that you are in the presence of a star.”*

Genuinely as terrifying as *Frankie and Johnny *starring Al Pacino and Michelle Pfeiffer was for me. Leave that woman alone, old man!

Homoeroticism (Napoleon’s Version)