

Chat shit get banged ya twat

It would’ve helped if I knew Mortal Kombat lore. I really only know Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Johnny Cage. That Kung Lao kill was sick tho. Daddy, use your uppercut!

“You! You are still dangerous. But you can be my wingman any time.” “Bullshit! You can be mine.” Of course I played “Danger Zone” on the way back home imagining I was in a fighter jet. Every time I watch this, it makes me wish I had the balls to be a fighter jet pilot. R.I.P Val Kilmer A.K.A Iceman. Watched for 40th anniversary theatrical re-release and got a sick 2026 limited edition poster. Feels cool watching a movie in theaters that was made before I was born.

Shane Gillis is the goat at comedy rn and it ain’t even close. Tony had the best set of course, and Na’im surprised me ngl. This was definitely better than the Tom Brady roast imo.