
I like biscuits and the color red ** **My rating system: > **0.5** - Makes me want to commit arson > **1** - Waste of my time > **1.5** - Why are you this way > **2** - Fun watch but still horrible > **2.5** - Perchance > **3** - NICE but things are off > **3.5** - WOW but still boring > **4** - Pristine and great watch > **4.5** - AMAZING except that 1 character > **5** - Beautiful in every way like a biscuit

Finally watched this after waiting too long for my **70mm IMAX screening—**and I have many thoughts to share with my audience. **FIRST, I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE ACTORS PERFORMANCES**. Each actor and actress gets one sentence each. **Matt Damon** was fire, definitely see him as a strong best actor contender. **Zendaya** was fire, but should’ve had more screentime. **Anne Hathaway** redeemed herself from that god awful sequel she did that I shall not name. **Tom Holland** honestly is getting too much hate because I think he played the “Chicken” role pretty well. **Robert Pattinson** made me hate his character so that means he acted too well. **Benny Safdie** should’ve had way more lines instead of just acting like an armor stand. **Mia Goth** was whatever. **JOHN LEGUIZAMO** WAS MY FAVORITE, who knew Sid the sloth could be so wise. **Lupita Nyong’o **should’ve had more screen-time, I couldn’t even digest her character with what we got so she was fine. Lastly, **Elliot Page** and **Travis Scott** were both fire. **John Bernthal**, I don’t feel like mentioning you. **NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE. ** I’m slighting disappointed because I left the theater feeling the same as when I entered. **Project Hail Mary** left me with more of a quarrel of emotions than this film. There was only one montage that truly made me feel something and it was towards the end with the fall of Troy. Also, the **sound mixing** SUCKED SO BAD. I want to give it grace because of the **IMAX** cameras but I honestly wished I had subtitles during some parts because the mixing sucked. Sometimes the music was too loud and sometimes the voices were too quiet. Don’t care if there was a **400 pound blimp**. Next, the visuals. The visuals were stunning in **70mm** and I was always taken aback from the water scenes. The color grading was like how **butter is to pancakes**… complimentary yet still smooth. Overall, I had a fun time watching this but don’t feel the need to rewatch it again. Although, it kept me engrossed and had my **eyes widened**, it still lacked some storytelling that could’ve kept me from yawning. **Final rating is 3.71**

Minions might fight monsters but I fight demons. We are NOT the same. 🕊️✌️

This movie made me crave **Cheerios**. And I really enjoyed those sound effects for the melting wax. Give me 10 houses of wax PRONTO.

**Toy Story 5**