

i am normally soooo picky when it comes to horror movies but thiiissssssss was admittedly great. i was stressed and clinging on to drus pinky like 90% of the time but i also had so much fun. why is everyone in the movie so weiiirdddd the bartender is ominous the old man is ominous the hotel itself is ominous hell even the goat is ominous is ireland usually this portentous???? i think i spent about an hour of the film trying to figure out wether the witch was a man or a woman please make up your mind im not very fond of non binarys. also this whole movie felt damp. idk how to describe it felt moist and stiiickkkkyyyyyyy i felt physically cold watching it. everything looked wet and moldy i could smell the hotel through the screen idk if thats a good or bad thing but great atmosphere i guuuueess. plus why does the witch have to haunt the honeymoon suite out of all places shut your ass up you horny hoe get a job and haunt a normal corridor like everybody else😂😂😂😂😂anyways i need to go wash my hands

miss trunchbull still scares the living shitttttttttttyyttytytt out of me btw she scared me at 5 n she still scares me at 15 i guess some fears never leave the body. tbf why was she built like a shipping container every scene with her feels like a stress dream get the fuck out of my screen fuuckkkkk justice for my girl amanda imagine getting launched across a field by ur pigtails at fatal velocity by a woman with the figure of a diesel engine like wow so were js throwing around girls named amanda now ok noted. i hope ure ok sister

stockholm syndrome aside if someone gifted me a library i prolly wouldve done the same