

to everyone saying the colorful christmas tree scene was the scariest, y'all must’ve had white christmas lights. that felt like home to me.

5 takeaways from a 5 star movie: 1.adding “look at the big board” to my everyday vocabulary. 2.i gotta start wearing a cowboy hat during serious situations. 3. the only thing more daunting than mutually assured destruction is a lawsuit with the coca-cola company. 4. the fluoride they put on at the dentist might be communist propaganda, that shits nasty. 5. the one german scientist going nazi mode when it comes to underground bunkers is so utah coded, stay safe yall the mormons will live on in the salt mines. love this movie, 5 golden chinese communist party stars from me.

moon walkability goes crazy

the devil wears dalmation???