beckham

i was gonna make a TraxNYC joke and then i found out that he literally plays Yussi 7/100

first ~30 minutes has the most unbearable, corny, abysmal dialogue with so much adr that you’d think it was some stupid artistic choice. thankfully the movie gets interesting after that only to have one of the dullest endings i’ve ever seen. jusqu'ici, tout va bien ahh movie hahaha and not to sound like cinema sins but the speaks-her-mind lesbian twin sister cliche is dumb and annoying and ughhhhhhhhhhh blah blah blah blah blah in my head this movie is a 3.75 stars but i’m rounding up because a 3.5 looks harsh and the lighting was really good. 6/100

there are very few things i love more than old rhett and link, safe to say this didn’t disappoint. could not stop smiling at the end. also holy southern hospitality. also it turns out that the lumbee tribe began to be federally recognized less than a month ago, how cool is that (even if it was signed into law by a quite unsavory political figure) 5/100

this movie is lowk flawless i love film graini love synth soundtracksi love title cards, especially this onei love bleached hairi love robert pattinsoni love benny safdiei love buddy duress may he rest in peacei love the safdie brothers’ writing and directing stylei love the line about how dogs love connie and how it becomes useful lateri love the long zoom in on connie at the end of the moviei love opening creditsi love the bail bondsmani love the term “privileged information”i love the psychiatrist i love that benny was the one in costume in the hospital scenesi love the ending that i somehow misunderstood on my first watch because im a dumb dumb idioti love that the dogs are listed in the creditsi love colors i hate that the dominos employees are credited as pizza hut employees  1:26:27 is good time speaking to uncut gems 4/100