2001: A Space Odyssey

Stanley Kubrick slapped his big fat meaty cock on the table and said watch me make a cinematic masterpiece. The first act was a fucking chore to sit through and I nearly started edging on the plane because of how bored I was but the stank BO air bouncing off the bald head of the man in front kept my lion in its den. So anyway I’m on the no fly list now and I’m restricted to Jet2 and Jizz Air? This film was goated though kind of