Finn Davis

They finally made an Easter movie other than Hop Insane Phantom of the Opera jumpscare When I left the theater it felt like I had been watching this movie for three days in the best way possible

I lowkey would watch 10 of these under three conditions: 1. More magic stuff I don't want to see them be like "we can't magic our way out of this one guess we have to punch them" no. that's not what Now You See Me is about. It's about watching Jesse Eisenberg do a thing that doesn't make sense and then they explain it and you go "ohhhh, I see. they used strobe lights to make rain go sideways. of course." 2. They make that guy's name anything but Roscoe. I love that actor (I don't know his name and I've only seen him in The Holdovers but still) but every time they said Boscoe it made me genuinely upset a little bit. 3. I know I'm biased but get just like one musical number in here and my life would be complete. I'm not saying it should be good, in fact the worse it is the better, but give me like a seven minute song that the villain does. Suggestions for I need to see as a villain in one of these movies under this circumstance: Jeff Goldblum, Jane Krakowski, Nathan Lane, Daniel Radcliffe (again), Alan Cumming, and last (and most), Liza Minelli.

It seems like having a giant, slippery pit in the middle of your gothic necromancy tower would be a hazard but I guess Victor Frankenstein was too busy freaking on his sister in law to consider that

Jesse Plemons said like 3 lines in this movie and yet every time I caught a glimpse of the side of his head in a shot I had a Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the screen moment If Jesse Plemons is Meth Damon then Joaquin Phoenix is Pill Dunphy I got Charlie Kirk debate flashbacks every time the master argued with someone about The Cause Pick a point has got to be by far the most boring game to watch someone play if anyone pulls that out at game night I’m going home