

The masculine urge to sit in a pub the way Aragorn does in the Prancing Pony

*watching the opening scenes where kong loafs about and scratches his ass* He’s just like me frfr

Every ‘romantic’ scene between Parzival and Artemis had me cringing so fucking hard but I had fun I guess

“Why do they have tongues?” “Do the cars have babies?” “How does car insurance work?” Shut the fuck up nerds this movie FUCKS