The Magic Faraway Tree
I have a lot to say about this movie. Firstly moon face does not have a moon for a face and his hair is just in a shape that barely even looks like a moon. Also I am devastated that they changed the kids names from dick and fanny to joe and frannie. This is the worst cast of characters I might have ever seen in a movie, the children are the most ungrateful pricks I have ever seen and are actually addicted to screens. Andrew garfield needs to realise he isn't actually Italian and his wife needs to learn that a sprinkler and a greenhouse are things that have been invented for decades now. Most of the movie did not benefit the plot in the slightest only 20 minutes of it was actually needed. The one part I liked was when they went to birthday land because of the rollerblading birthday elves but even that got ruined when one of the children turned into a roblox character and the other one became Scottish with a deep voice. Why was their granny German but her daughter was completely English and why was the mother also going to meet the king of England but it never got mentioned again. And at the end when their tomatoes were ruined because of their ungrateful bitch of a child Beth wished for them to die and after they went to your one with the diddly dee hair who like screamed so loud the plane started to fly idk anyway why did they not tell the people in the village that their tomatoes went to shite. They just let them all come down to the place when they knew they had nothing but of course after the kids got the magic spell to fix the tomatoes they for some reason had all the equipment set up for the tomato sauce launch. How did they set up all these decorations and a full stage and like 5 tables withing 10 minutes. This movie had me wishing it was over especially whenever they sang that family song.
I do not recommend this movie to anyone
#with family