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this movie has like the most 2000s plot and vibes. obviously not the best x-men movie made but it did start everything off and so far this is my favorite rep of Wolverine. also Cyclops is cool. OUT OF EVERY ONE WEVE SEEN SO FAR this was my sisters favorite 🤨 (she said it was easy to follow) but if they want people to like mutants why dont the x-men just stop 9/11.

watching movies on its original vhs makes it 10x better. watchu mean robert patrick was some evil side character in dis. also, my personal opinion, but alan cumming was so cool in this i rlly liked him. BUT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THEIR TOP SECRET BOSS WAS GEORGE FREAKIN CLOONEY THIS ENTIRE TIME?!? Alex Rider would’ve benefitted greatly from the Cortez family (iykyk).

“It’s cement, William.” this one was so mid compared to the others. like why’d we get rid of the original family AND WHYD THEY REPLACE BEETHOVEN’S ACTOR but william and tommy were so in love with each other you can’t change my mind. and since it’s a kids movie, coffee was definitely a substitution for crack.

YES BEETHOVEN DROWN HER DROWN HER