
Movie-watching anomaly that lives inside your mom's old VHS/DVD hybrid player from 2006.

As someone who works with kids- I can confirm that this is just an average Monday.

I thought Scotland was whimsical and magical and full of Fairies...I guess I was wrong...it's actually full of shit toilets and dead babies.

Type of wedding Panic! At the Disco would write a song about.

Stephen King meets Silence of the Lambs...I live.