

*"In the name of the Mother, And of the Daughter, And of the Holy Ghost, Awomen, Awomen."*

Arnold's face after his "*first time" *was unexpectedly hilarious.

*"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." * What a wonderful, lovely, yet at the same time tragic story! Ewan McGregor was just amazing and has such a phenomenal voice. There are covers of Elton John, Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Queen, and even Nirvana, what more could you want? What a pleasure to hear one of my favorite song sang by Ewan McGregor! Also, it's pretty funny that Ewan's character's love interest in this movie is named Satine, the same name as Obi-Wan's love interest in Star Wars. Coincidence? I think not!!!

Imagine how crazy you must be to hire criminals to kidnap your wife just to get money. Besides that, I loved Marge, such a lovely character. I guess our goal in life is to have a relationship as cute and healthy as her and Norm.