



luca guadagnino loves white twinks and he has decided to make it everyones problem. truly stunning cinematography and a killer soundtrack. it opens with sinead o’connor’s cover of all apologies which is actually so cunty but then it all kind of goes downhill from there. despite its initial intrigue it is ultimately kind of dry and overstays its welcome—ironically not unlike a bad lover. i put my pants back on 90 minutes ago, honey. read the room!

this was my heated rivalry