Evil Dead

WHERE is Bruce CampbellThat swinging chair better not start knocking like in the originalNoooo don’t waste a full bag give it to meOf course mr Dahmer decides to open the book and read itNow where did that evil woman’s puke climb into…Dog called grandpa that’s sickAhhhh fackYes Dahmer everything’s been getting worse since you read the fucking bookNo way it’s the jokerWhy don’t you come down here so what? (I’d go down)I would’ve chopped my arm off ages ago just for funNo way chainsawWhat the fuck is this little homemade defibrillator Fuck you non TJ Miller TJ MillerThe touch of a woman would burn my skin tooYeah I think a chainsaw is sort of essential for an evil dead filmDo the decent thing and cut your hand off please, thank youThis was great