Deadpool & Wolverine
I love how Ryan Reynolds can break the fourth wall in every single scene and nobody can question it.
And I absolutely adore Jackman and Reynolds, it’s a duo I never knew I needed until now.
“How long does it take you to regenerate?”
“Regenerate?….”—Nice Pool
“And I'll tell you who 'her' is: Cassandra Nova. A megalomaniacal, psychotic asshole. A finger-licking, dead-inside pixie slab of third-rate dime-store nut milk. And I'll tell you what she can do.”
I'm listening.
“She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon. If the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum-gutter existence is light that fuck-box on fire, I still won't die happy!”
Holy shit, girl. You crazy.
“That's right, Wade. I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk-fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's juggernuts.”
Wow!
“And you can quote me.”— Johnny Storm