Chyard

Somehow the Salvation Army has a militant wing, a guy is very horny, Princess Leia does group counseling and everyone does judo!

Guy goes to the Middle East, does nothing useful for the duration of a war, jerks off and gets dumped by his girlfriend!

Guy and his friend tries to safe some Jewish girl from marriage!

Guy stuck in the past needs to find some book, screws up his quest by not saying the 'n-word' and needs to fight off stop-motion skeletons!