Alien Resurrection

this was a porn parody of an alien movie this CANNOT be real. there was this weird sexual energy the entire time and it made me uncomfortable. like it could’ve been camp, it had the right elements for it. ripley was weirdly horny all the time, always talking huskily and eyeing EVERYONE. it was hot thought i’ll admit it but i need time to reflect. her being called mother was accurate. WHY WAS EVEYTHING WET???? did they keep a vat of lube on set?? i do not remember the xenomorphs being this wet in the other ones. i weirdly felt bad for the alien/human creature at moments, like he just wanted his mom. he was kinda cute..? it didn’t piss me off as much as alien 3, which is good. as stated before it could’ve been camp, sigournery weaver you’ll always be loved by me and was lowkey the best part of the movie again. EDIT: after some thought over the past few days, i have come to this conclusion: ripley was hot i’ll say it even if she was out of character, sigourney weaver the woman you are. i can ignore slightly bad writing for milfism