Obsession

This fucking movie might be the end of my love life. My beautiful, kind, and only sometimes scary girlfriend absolutely loves horror. Me personally, I hate that shit more than two crying babies on either side of me for a transatlantic spirit airlines flight. She sold this as a cinematic masterpiece that TikTok was raving about. So when I heard it had a 750,000k budget and did 17M opening weekend??? AND was told “it’s more of a thriller and just uncomfortable”, I decided I’m going to sit my ass down and watch with her. Boy oh boy did I wish I was with the crying babies by the second god dam scene. My asshole was tighter than alter boys confirmation the whole dam time. Let me tell ya. This shit had me chucking popcorn at the roof like a little girl.