Licence to Kill

aww Bond is at a wedding okay nevermind this is very dark wtf lowkey the wedding suit and rifle goes hard oh Sanchez is an evil motherfucker holy plane stunt >>> and then Bond and the groom parachute to the wedding - iconic I like the vibe of the intro - it's very noir and the songs fits really well aaand all the women are all naked again lol the only thing this movie needs to do to be good is make Sanchez die in a horrible and brutal way oh my god the groom will die won't he-? he is too wholesome and he loves Bond too much - this is gonna hurt... I like how they haven't forgotten that Bond was married once and how much it traumatized him (loosing her I mean) why did he say "He can finger me." like that?? trap doors and sharks are back!! but more evil - god Sanchez does it like no other joo the shark sneak attack goes crazy ughhhh omg the sound of the big maggot tank and the way it sounds so wet and slimy is so fucking disgusting- I can't take it damn electrocuted by eels damn Timothy Daltons Bond in this movie is really badass and cool and collected - I like it a lot; it really fits the tone of the movie the way Bond pushed the guy and his money into the shark pit for him to get shredded immediately- the bloody money floating in the water and them looking down on him >>> GASP Bond resigned from his license to kill?? and hitting his Boss and escaping with his gun lmaooo go off king hell yeah Bond on water skis chained to a watercraft and then climbing on it and kicking ass Dario looks like a model damn [wtf this is the actor of Anatole in the phoenician scheme when he was young!? I didn't recognize him and I love that movie] Bond shows his pistol and she retaliates with an even bigger gun smart girl oh hell yes a sick bar fight - party time not Bond getting attacked with the swordfish from the wall decoration damn the impact from Mrs. Kennedy's fall was BRUTAL holy back SHOT, face SMASHED, head HURT yes go off girly scream at him - he tries to mansplain 'professionalism' to an ex army girl, please the kiss is so random tho - you two met 5 minutes ago?? most unrealistic part so far but Mrs. Kennedy is pretty and i like her so it's fine noo Moneypenny is so worried for Bond she is messing up all her work > haha her taking a picture of Bond and Q with the laser camera and the picture being two goofy skeletons is so funny one of the few brutal Bonds - lots of blood and explicit deaths hahaha getting greeted with the fish vase with a human face right when he woke up after being unconscious for so long Sanchez house is sooo beautiful omg >>> Bond successfully framing the boat guy as a traitor- Sanchez is not amused HIS FUCKING BRAIN EXPLODED brother- Bond almost getting shredded while the 32mio drug laboratory is in flames DARIO LACERATED IN THE GIGANT SHREDDER this movie is not holding back - this shit is dark two tanker-trucks on a skinny mountain road racing who can overtake the other for all the trucks to explode in the end Bond did some fast and furious shit when he drove the gas truck on only one side of the wheels - HOW and now he is driving that giant monster only on his back wheels?????? And there he goes: Sanchez first burned alive and then exploded 10/10 And Bond's bestie groom survived the shark attack yay no way did Bond choose Sanchez ex gf over Mrs. Kennedy at first?! In the end he made the right choice but to think that lady was even an option over Mrs. Kennedy?? The way I gasped- that would've been my Caitlyn x Maddie canon over Caitlyn x Vi !!! jail genuinely the best Bond movie so far (out of the 18 I've freshly seen til now) best villain - just straight up evil and fleshed out as a character also incredible quality of action scenes hell yeah