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James
@concernedgoat
You can't trust my ratings, I'm too generous. 36. Gay. London. Writer. Would rather talk about my screenplay than finish writing it.
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Everything's Going to Be GreatMay 13
**“Bagpipes sound like a mistake!”** Cringe and camp and faggy and encapsulates the awkward nature of being a flamboyant gay teenager. Charming and saccharine, with a set of parents to rival Olive’s in *Easy A*. Plus Jack Champion isn’t difficult to watch.
The PerfectionMay 12
Two plots which operate like water and oil. First half was significantly stronger than the generic second half. Also, I love split diopter but it was overused here. EDIT: I wrote the above 20 minutes before the end. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A MISTAKE. High drama, gore, camp. A wig for no reason. Brava! 👏
The SignalMay 10
I've no idea what I just watched. I think I liked it?
The Nice GuysMay 10
Fucking funny. I can see now why everyone says it needs a sequel.