Ted
Think this is the movie you watch when everything has gone wrong. I can imagine it’s the sort of movie where you pay a shit ton of money to go visit ur mate in Milan. I feel like you’d get there and smoke about a pack and down a six pack in his apartment cause ur in fucking Italy w Italians and its 40 degree Celsius weather I mean I can imagine this would be lovely. Having a ball go get a guiness at a bar I reckon keep it going he cooks up some Italian scran that’s properly lovely wow life’s great. Time to go out woo you get to the bar and he says he feels a bit queasy before throwing up everywhere. I can imagine this kinda ruins everything and u end up sat in his apartment in one of two nights in Italy sobering up as he throws up in the toilet after about 6 or 7 pints. So you end up turning the telly on when he comes back and ted pops up, fine ig we will watch it and I can imagine that ted saves the night. I can imagine.