Cork

this was actually like insanely sweet I cannot lie. Once I got past the few secondhand embarrassment scenes it was an absolute delight

The best part about this movie is the picture from the press tour where Ryan Gosling is on a carpet and it just says “The Gay” behind him.  Also Chris Evan’s saying “catch that Ken doll” ig. I didn’t even realize it was Chris Evan until halfway through when I was so confused because I thought he looked familiar so I looked it up. Whoever designed that look for him has something against him ngl

He was questioning the mermaids.  I think the idea for this movie was prob based around Ryan Gosling’s high pitched screams but that’s alright. W Richard Nixon cameo though

Valid reaction to being fired