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I don't really know what to say other than all of those men wanted to kiss eachother. I didn't get plane autism so I didn't really know what was going on otherwise.

Practical effects on top. I have genuinely listened to come to me for hours on end before. Peter Vincent I aspire to be you. This is just about what happens when the vampire autism gets too strong.

This could have genuinely been a masterpiece if they hired more than three people who could act. The whole thing with the good vampires being forgiven by God is so cool and they did the synthetic blood before True Blood. Robert and Sandy I love you. Also why is it called the Vampire in Retreat? There are so many vampires in retreat, not just one. And who is THE vampire, Mardulak? Because honestly bro was irrelevant idc.

This did crazy things to 12 year old me's brain chemistry. This is obviously phenomenal but has helped to spread actively untrue things historically. People please don't crucify me for not giving this 5 stars.