Submarine
“Dear Jordana, thank you for letting me explore your perfect body. I could drink your blood. You’re the only person I would allow to be shrunk to microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine. We’ve lost our virginity but it wasn’t like losing anything. You’re too good for me. You’re too good for anyone. Sincerely, Oliver.”
real i’m also the unfortunate spitting image of my father