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Devon Paxson
@devonpaxson
🧔🏻♂️Loyalty is not a one-way street. Nice things happen to loyal friends. Maybe a movie ticket falls off the back of a truck each month, or somebody shaves 20% off your bill at concessions. Could be those online ticket fees just… disappear. *laughter* DISAPPEAR! 🙎🏾♀️*loud slurping* Are we gonna make somebody sleep with the fishes? 🧔🏻♂️Woah, woah, we just do movie rewards! 👨🏻🦰Welcome to da Movie Club! 😐Join Cinemark Movie Club, and become a made member! 🙎🏾♀️Ayyyyy! 😐Enjoy 20% off concessions, monthly ticket credits, and no online ticket fees! 🧔🏻♂️Hit it, Tony! 👨🦱Oh! 🧔🏻♂️It’s an offer… you can’t refuse. 👨🏻🦰Hey Junior, pass the mints. 👨🦱Oh. Junior.
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The Mandalorian and Grogu8.0May 22
Yeah, Star Wars is in good hands again.
The Boss Baby: Family Business4.0May 21
TKWR. Even worse everything than the original except for the surprisingly good animation.
Obsession10.0May 21
Yanderes are way scarier in live action, don’t pass the ball bro I don’t want it
The Punisher: One Last Kill9.0May 15
Frank’s in such a bad state he didn’t even tell them something.