Hot Fuzz

The scene where he has the tower in going though his jaw while he’s speaking has stuck with me since I was a kid *—  "Decaffeinated?" — “Pack it in, Frank, you silly bastard!” — “What made you want to be a policeman?”* “Officer.” ”What made you want to be a policeman, officer?” — “Where's the trolley boy?” “In the freezer.” “Did you say "cool off?”” “No I didn't say anything...” “Shame.” “Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.” ”You're off the fuckin' chain!” — “All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that?” “He's fuck-ugly.” “Or, he doesn't want you to see his face.” “'Cause he's fuck-ugly.” — “Why are you wearing a police officer's uniform? ”'Cause I am one?” — “It's all right, Andy! It's just bolognaise!” — “What's the situation?” “Two blokes and a fuck-load of cutlery!” — “Must have hit the sign at some speed. Took the whole top off. ”I've had my top off in this lay-by. Ha ha! ”Tits.” — “Ooohh, murrderr murrderr murrderr murrderr!” —