Napoleon Dynamite

*“Your mom goes to college.” — “I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.” — “Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!” — “Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!” — “It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.” — “Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.” — “How was school?”* “The worst day of my life, what do you think?” — “You got like three feet of air that time.” — “Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter” — “It’s a time machine, Napoleon. We bought it online.” — “Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face when I’m wearin these bad boys? Forget about it!” — “Hi, is Napoleon there?” ”Yes.” ”Can I talk to him?” ”You already are.” —