Eila Jaymes

“WHO ARE YOU TO DENY THE RETURN OF THE KING?!” by far the best part of this movie is how easily Gandalf takes Denethor down time and time again with not by a flick to the forehead.

“Frodo couldn’t have gone far without Sam” “What do you fear, lady?” “A cage. To stay behind bars, until use and old age accept them, and all chance of doing great deeds is gone beyond recall or desire” “You are a shield maiden of Rohan I do not think that will be your fait.” This movie is by far my least favorite in the Trilogy but is still so beautiful and amazingly shot. The final battle at Helms Deep when the elves show up and the way it leads perfectly into the Return of the King is amazing.

Things I have to say after watching this movie: - this was the sweetest display of anything I’ve ever seen - that mother was indeed a baddie - his mother should join F1 - if I met my bestie for the first time as a fish I think I could recognize them as a human, take the under my wig and love them just as much regardless. - Chekhov's old ladies - I wanna live in that underground bubble water contraption.

There is something so stupidly brilliant about this movie; it’s a work of art.