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What is this, an arrested development rip off? Maeby Funke was one of the main characters, the chicks all got Blued, and they were all fed Forget-Me-Now’s.

Went into the theater to hate watch, but wow.  Obviously a few members of the cast are not great but this movie was great.  As an avid Percy Jackson fan in my younger years, this movie itched me in the right spots.  If only this movie was more “historically accurate” (it’s a made up story) Watched this by myself in a packed theater on a Sunday night. Some large chick next to me kept laughing loudly whenever Odysseus would kill someone.  There is no shot you could get me off Calypsos island… Menelaus looks like Ari Shaffir.

Never been to Canada. Heard it’s nice. I love Scottie Barnes and he lives there.  This was filmed like the Eric Andre Show.  Watched it on a shitty airplane screen with the tiny shitty earbuds they give you so that might’ve hurt the score, not sure.

Watched this on a plane boys.