Ellen Boobgarden

I don’t even know where to start. This is one of the greatest movie experiences of all time. I can’t even remember all of my complements for this movie. I wish everyone could see this movie in IMAX it’s truly so special. First 20 minutes were shaky, definitely classic Nolan clunky exposition. After that just pure cinema for 2 and a half hours. There is one scene in particular later in the movie that made my jaw drop. It was easily one of the coolest things ever put to screen. The end sequence is also the most locked in I’ve maybe ever been dude. This movie just kept getting better and more interesting. The acting is amazing the music is superb. Nothing I can complain about. Now when a certain someone sees this in 2 days in a little rinky dinky theater he’s gonna go “the character development wasn’t great and therefore I give this perfect beautiful spectacle of a movie a 4 🤓👆 “. When he does so we will all unfollow him cause I won’t have that type of negativity around me. Also it’s so silly how all of the fuss about this movie was the fact that a black woman played Helen of Troy and that Elliot Paige was in the movie. Guess what they were both awesome and both in it for a combined 7 minutes. Just so much aura and sauce I want to have sex with this movie I wish I could make love to it. This movie will make a trillion dollars. Thank you Christopher Nolan this might be my favorite of his ever. [2026 Ranked](https://boxd.it/RRJVA)

George Washington has so much aura he is Lisan Al-Gaib. First off this was one of the most sold out movies I’ve been to this year, not kidding. Now the crowd was almost all 65+ year old Republicans but still shocking to see. The end fight sequence is actually really cool and the movie has its moments but overall it’s slop. You can definitely notice the AI at times and that’s super upsetting especially cause it was never necessary. The true best part about this movie was some dude absolutely sharting his pants midway through. Absolute solider 🫡. The old people next to me also constantly going “what did he say” was entertaining. A lot of phone dings as well. When the movie ended the 2 old couples next to me started clapping and I heard “that was really good” from like 4 people. Easily forgettable movie #Shrink. [2026 Ranked](https://boxd.it/RRJVA)

I talked a lot of shit about this movie and I’m sad I no longer agree with my awesome past review. I still think this movie is too freaky and it just isn’t necessary. I did understand it much better tho and thoroughly enjoyed most of the movie minus weird borderline rape scene, the toy maker dude, back flipping chick, and the scene before the tears in the rain speech. Overall it’s definitely very good, not in the best sci fi of all time group tho. I just really wish this movie was so weird freaky it has so much going for it.