Ben Stiller

Just a really really long Dodge ad.  Now mr. Steven this movie had no business being that freaking long while still not fully answering all my questions.

Worst horror movie Ive seen since Men.  My friends forced me to watch this. I dont like horror movies with possessions, exorcisms or God (hereditary and immaculate are my exceptions) so I knew I was gonna hate this. In my opinion the way this movie dealt with suicide, the “next coming of Christ”, and the murdering of kids was off putting, distasteful, and jarring. Not in a good, scary movie way, but in a borderline offensive way. Plus the cgi was shit. If you wanna watch tobin just do any of the saw movies instead.

If scream was actually scary, not satirical, and had actual commentary on people’s obsession with morbidity. Yes, The Others was good, I didn't see the plot twist coming but this is Almenabar’s best work. At no point did I know where this movie was going and as someone who prides themselves on guessing the endings, this really took me on a wild ride. Seven just got dethroned on my top 4… sorry. This might actually be my favorite “horror” movie ever, fuck ghost movies from now on I just wanna see low budget, spanish winona ryder confused over two stereotypes of men.

Honestly, stealing the declaration of independence is 10 times cooler than kidnapping a president. But I like this one more