The Beast
What the hell have I just watched. This shit was a horror, a romance, a Sci-Fi, a fuckin period movie, a futuristic movie, a gay movie, a straight movie. Where do I even begin. 2 hours and 27 minutes of absolute ... I would say cinema, but this movie was also, simultaneous 2 hours and 27 minutes of bullshit. I don't know if I love this film or hate this film. Each second that passed, I didn't know what the plot was about, why they chose that god awful song to be 'magnificent' or WHAT ON EARTH WAS GOING ON!!!!!!! I CAN'T COMPREHEND THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHY I STAYED FOR THE WHOLE THING. BUT I AM SO GLAD YET SO DONE WITH THIS. I don't know if it deserves a Grammy or to be completely wiped from the face of this planet. This feels like a bad acid trip. Not like I would know how it feels, but I imagine it comes very close to this. Criterions Closet count your days because if I go insane, I will sue.