Bone Tomahawk

um i was uninterested for most of this movie - whole middle section was just them trotting from point a to point b 😪 even when things were getting climactic, it still failed to engage me 🤦‍♂️ characters were so mid too, like don’t get me wrong, there were some decent monologues and bits of dialogue but it was too sporadic for it to really heighten the stakes 😴 visuals were pretty cool ig, like it was pretty visceral, but it didn’t hit as hard because, again… i didn’t gaf abt the characters 😬 let’s just say, there’s a new group of cowboys in midsville… and they’re here to stay 🫩 i was hoping for a diamond sword… instead i got a… bone tomahawk 🫤