It Ends with Us
I have many strong feelings about his movie, don’t worry i’m not a karen who hasn’t read the book and is shaming the movie for all the sex scenes and violence. In fact before i even got into reading this was my very first and used to be my favourite book. First of all why in the hell would they make ryle finer than Atlas. Casting directors actually need to be directed on how casting is supposed to work because i thought somthing was wrong with me when Ryle was helping lilly build the crib and he was in scrubs and i felt somthing drip down my leg, or when ryle fought atlas why was my seat wet. I have so many questions about that buts it’s beside the point. I hate how much they left out from the book especially the magnet part. i would’ve loved to see that and how it went down but no colleen had to be a little bitch and leave it out. also another thing about the casting. All we wanted was Theo James as Ryle and Abigail Cowen as lily. I couldn’t fucking care less who played atlas but it couldn’t be that dipshit on the screen with his fucking moustache. And why the fuck did he have a moustache? i though they were in their 20’s but no i don’t pay attention to a book for one year and suddenly the characters are 30 pushing 40 and young lily looked like she was normal lily in modern times because last time i checks unless it’s interstellar. you can’t age 10 years in one year?? What else… oh yeah the fact that there was a singular scene where atlas looked hot and that was when is fucking hair got messed up oh and don’t even get my started on young atlas. Jesus is that was being homeless can do to you? growing up that ugly or was it just his inner ugly coming out of his body and showing the word? There was also zero good parts about this movie except alyssa and her joke and another thing i hated they left out was lily talking to ryle about how “it ends with us” what the fuck. when she said it, it sounded like gibberish and when she said it again she said it to a baby that was born 2 seconds ago. It’s so annoying how much colleen left out and how much she aged the characters. Like she said she wrote the book when she was 30 and the way she aged with the book it felt right for the characters to also age with her. What the fuck. that’s not how it works. you might as well have aged them to 50 plus because it feels right. and i don’t give a fuck that it’s your book and that you created blah blah blah. You ruined my hopes and dreams for this movie but what could i have expected? your colleen hover and the worst book writer ever “we both laughed at our sons big balls” that’s not in the movie but when i read that i almost burned my book because there’s somthing actually wrong with you and the way you write and how you made a colouring book about it ends with us knowing how it’s about abuse and shit. honorable mention, atlas didn’t fucking flip his cookies nor put them in the oven nor even FINISH putting them on the tray. Anyways let’s talk about the good things. I liked how ellen showed up for only a few seconds don’t even get me started and how justin baldoni’s outfits really made me feel things. i liked how you showed him pushing her down the stairs at the flash backs. I liked C.A.S in the soundtrack. i liked how blake’s acting was it was perfect to the last minute detail. Her voice cracks almost made me cry but when i was about too i remembered how old you made the character and who the fuck you were so i didn’t. I liked how the baby aged (just like the rest of your fucking characters colleen) But that’s about it and i’ll probably edit when i find more reasons to hate but that’s all. still 4/5 stars though no matter how much i hate colleen. the book, the casting and basically the whole movie.