I know this is supposed to be a musical comedy, but I want my life to mean something! Just another nerd who doesn't care for reality and would probably watch movies and read books all day if she had her way.

Hi, I'm the biracial, bisexual person obsessed with merpeople watching the movie about the biracial merman and his badass girlfriend played by a bisexual woman, *are you surprised this is my shit?*

Yeah, it's pretty good...but what if it was written like a Shakespearean play, *that'd* sure be something... ;)

This adaptation really added a scene in which Hamlet has to check his privilege in a tent city, and you know what? I applaud it.

> *"Hold on boys! I for one would love to hear what the blood splattered lady has to say!"* It's very weird how the satire of one of the most famous anti drug movies arguably did a better job of portraying marijuana as a corrupting influence than what it was satirizing.