Fart Garcia

“Don’t you get it…? I’m the bagman.” “You’re so fucked”

pretty much the main character Nadine is a giant cunt and just keeps becoming more of a cunt until she hits her cunt inflection point, cuntflection point if you will, and has such an enormous — and horny — crash out that she stops being a cunt.  To Nadine’s credit, everyone else in the movie is a giant sweat drenched smelly cunt as well besides Woody Harrelson and Erwin. First half of the movie is much lighter on its feet and digestible, second half is extremely cringe but also very engaging. Soundtrack is class, Dialogue hilarious, story equal amounts of heartwarming and cringe, coming of age genre awesome.  Erwin super awesome.  Cuntmaxing: the movie. PS; the girl who plays Krista is the same disgusting nose ring girl from white lotus season 2 and I absolutely cannot stand her at all and she was extremely hateable in this movie just like she probably is in real life. Thought that would be relevant to include.  Thanks.  - Fart Garcia Attorney at Law, Resident Harvard professor in diarrhea science, Princeton jacking off upside down research grant recepient.

Boring!