Bullet Train

I had the time of my LIFE with this film. This movie somehow had me laughing one second and staring at the screen in horror the next. Like excuse me??? A person just died in the most insane way possible, why are you making me laugh right now?? Tangerine and Lemon completely stole the show. I loved them soooo much. Their chemistry was perfect. Every scene with them was gold. Also Aaron Taylor-Johnsan as Tangerine??? 🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻 The accent. The casual "love" and "darling" every five minutes???? The way he somehow managed to be intimidating and ridiculously charming at the same time??? AND YESSS **LONG LIVE TANGERINE 🍊 ** Also how dare they play "five hundred miles" because THANK YOUU crying was the only thing left for this experience to be perfect And Brad Pitt with the long hair??? Looking effortlessly cool while having the WORST day imaginable😭 This film is stylish, hilarious, clever, chaotic, violent, heartfelt, and somehow ties everything together in the most satisfying way possible. Genuinely, if you don't like Bullet Train, I have to assume you are allergic to fun because I was glued to the screen from start to finish. Also this movie was a constant game of "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???" 😭😭 One minute I'm trying to keep up with the plot and the next BAD BUNNY appears out of nowhere. (Not that I am complaining 😋 I love watching so many pretty people togather) A TRAIN FULL OF PRETTY PEOPLE An absolutely insane ride and I loved every second of it.