

I was expecting Ozark and I got Looper instead

“See you in the afterlife, Bagman” CHILLS Also some dude was snoring in the Dolby theater, straight up don’t even know how that’s possible

King K. Rool smoking from that apple bowl, I see you. But the craziest mash up of every major action blockbuster from the last 50 years (Mad Max, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings, and even mfing Top Gun) makes me think we’re either incredibly cooked or so back.

The five second rule was invented for this movie