Josh skywalker

The tone of the 80s show and film are pretty well nailed on this the humour tries but i think maybe too hard at points but Nicholas Galtizine is perfect casting for He-man he looks perfect and is as clumsy and awkward and kinda goofy as he should be and dare i say Jared Leto may be my favourite part about this film he NAILED Skeletor like genuinely loved him. The sets were huge and fantastical as they should be and Eternia looked awesome seeing He-Man and Battle Cat go and save the day was amazing and the post credit scenes were great so much set up excited to see She-Ra  Overall the film was good it wasnt great cos it definitely dragged like why is it this long 😂 and was definitely more cringe than it wasnt especially the humor aspects and chemistry aspects between certain characters. But i loved the action sequences and the world building and just seeing a modern take on masters of the universe

Wow i was not ready for how nuts this film was gonna get, headed by Angela Bettis who absolutely acts her ass off in playing this character to utter perfection, easily one of the best and most memorable performances in a horror ever. I also am like so confident May is my vibe and we’d be best mates and this would never have happened but id be belter friends with adam too cos hes an Argento preacher and that opera poster in his gaff was FIRE. Loved this

**“I was born with seven clits. Well, seven that I know of. Seven that I can feel and touch. Seven separate clitorises, each one constantly craving attention. Actually, I'm pretty sure there are more than seven, but the others are buried so deep inside that only a doctor could find them. And I'm sick of doctors. Doctors probing, doctors touching, doctors, doctors, doctors. To some, I was a perfect example of permanent sexual arousal syndrome, but to most I was simply the girl with the crazy pussy.”** - **“I got a drug-addicted dick with a mind of its own!”** - **“God is finally fucking me and all I now want is to feel myself flooded with his holy seed.”** - There is no film like Bad Biology which is actually something you can genuinely say about all of Henenlotters filmography but i feel it applies especially to this absolute bonkers, horny, sex filled, sleazy, whacky and hilarious film. This film serves as a unpretentious celebration and love letter for classic B-movies and midnight movies that tend to always never pull punches and flex their ball sizes when it comes to showing anything especially exploitation horror aswell as being a GREAT and absolutely hilariously absurd satire on humankind’s obsession with sex and porn and voyurism It’s literally nonsense but its great nonsense, the best nonsense and i love it. And i can definitely see this going up to a 5 [Henenlotter ranked ](https://boxd.it/VUb1U)

Definitely the weakest of the trilogy but has probably my favourite scene in the trilogy too which is belial literally getting crazy and ripping all the coppers up. Just didnt hold that height throughout unfortunately. But now belial and his baby belials are taking over the world so its a win