Kill Bill: Vol. 1

this isn’t a movie it’s a revenge ballet performed with katanas, leather suits, and gallons of blood that shoot out like garden sprinklers uma thurman really woke up from a coma, stole a truck, made a hit list, and said “no thoughts just vengeance” the BRIDE is that girl. she didn’t even flinch while slicing through 88 men like she was late for a dentist appointment the transitions?? the anime flashback?? the BLACK AND WHITE SCENE OUT OF NOWHERE?? tarantino was on one and honestly i respect it lucy liu said “you may not like me but you will respect me” and then scalped a man in front of an entire mafia boardroom i don’t know if this movie made me want to train in martial arts or just dramatically walk through snow in silence the blood was SO FAKE and SO MUCH that it crossed the line from disturbing into “okay i’m giggling this is art” this movie has no chill and neither do i