Spider-Man

🫴🏼 Go web! 🫴🏼 Fly! 🫴🏼 Up, up and away, web! 🫸🏼 Shazam! 🤏🏼 Go! 👍🏼 Go! 🤘🏼Go, web, go! ....🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼  This is a certified masterpiece and objectively the greatest thing ever made The casting is absolutely perfect. Do I believe any of these people (except for maybe MJ) go to high school? No, but it doesn't matter and if anything it only makes this movie better. Like there is no world where joe manganiello as flash looks 16 lmao. Tobey is clearly not 16 either but he can perfectly portray the sheer awkwardness of a nerdy teenage boy which makes him the perfect spider-man. And maybe he's not as witty as tom holland but god he is such a sassy queen and I love it 💅🏼 Willem dafoe (🥵😩) was literally (os)born for this role and the scene where norman and the goblin have a conversation through the mirror is not only a cinematic masterpiece but also an oscar worthy performance!! Willem and james franco are also one of the best father son duos. And forget about whiplash, jk simmons as j jonah jameson is his best performance, sue me. Apart from the casting this movie is so goddamn meme worthy and genuinely hilarious, even (or especially) when it doesn't try to be. And on top of the whole thing they really served us some chad kroeger during the credits. Wow. Now this is cinema!