Mark Fulham

Rumour has it *Mark Wahlberg* **HAD** to be written out of the plane scene early on because he kept telling them “*it wouldn’t go down like that*” This is pure *Surf* *Dracula* slop at its finest

Ya your man getting cleaved from *cock to clavicle* was a tough watch but my girlfriend at the end credits after a *bottle of wine and two pints *was scarier

Its giving a “*Seinfeld but for pedos” *vibe* * If you can shake the slimy feeling of watching a nonce at work there is a well directed, very well acted, mostly well written very pretentious film here

Nooo don’t drown yourself on the beach you’re so sexy aha The ultimate “*work wife*” worst nightmare