Scooby-Doo

Cinema began and ended with the creation of this work of art. God cried tears of joy the day of its release as he realised his creation had earned back its place in the garden of Eden. The heavens opened and the world began to heal. Wars ended. Poverty was solved. But of course, Humanity rejected it. A 30% on rotten tomatoes condemned us back to our suffering and I fear we may never accept this film as our saviour.