
Ratings are serious, reviews are not. Get over it, etc.! 1/2 ✪ - This is not a movie 1 ✪ - This is barely a movie (offensively bad) 1 1/2 ✪ - This movie has exactly one thing in it that makes it worth sticking around 2 ✪ - This movie is just bad enough that I will remember it is bad 2 1/2 ✪ - This movie is overall so average that I will likely forget it 3 ✪ - This movie is just good enough that I will remember it is good 3 1/2 ✪ - There is a lot to like about this movie with some significant room for improvement 4 ✪ - This is a great movie that somehow distinguishes itself stylistically or narratively 4 1/2 ✪ - This is a great movie that somehow distinguishes itself both stylistically and narratively 5 ✪ - This movie perfectly tells the story it sets out to tell with exceptional stylistic flourish