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Date night ideas: • Ask her if she wants to know about Einstein's theory of Entanglement • Take her to Michigan theatre, now a parking lot, and tell her that it was built by dismantling Henry Ford's garage ( the one where he made the prototype of the first car ) • Tell him that there's a white dwarf in the centaurus constellation, essentially made of diamond which emits the sound of a gigantic gong ( Nicknamed Lucy after a beatles song called *Lucy in the sky with diamonds* ) • Ridicule the humans for they have polluted and poisoned the earth • Eat popsicles made out of human blood • Make out ( optional ) • Hate on her sister • Put on a vinyl and dance together • Wrap a dead man in a persian carpet and dump him inside highly corrosive acid • Ask her if she knows how old your Gibson guitar is • Buy him an Arabian stringed instrument after you're done mourning your blood supplier