Watching the Detectives

lowkey-incelish-filmbro-and-movie-store-owner-turned-rockstar-for-one-night* cillian murphy meets stalkerish-mentally-deranged-satirical-manic-pixie-dream-girl* lucy liu  <3 this movie was for the bisexuals who dont leave the house and only watch movies. i never knew how much i needed to watch these two freakazoids realise they were meant for each other until i was dying from every single scene. from “Did you put LSD in the jello?” to “WHAAAAATTTTT!!!! WHAAAAAAATTTT!!!! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!??!!?!”. just absolutely peak.  maybe its the fact i’ve barely watched any romcoms ever but this was soooo everything to me.