Heidi Doherty

OH THE PARALLELS  I actually was on edge the entire time because I was catching references left right and centre  But genuinely my guy just needs a friend  Also the punisher and Spider-Man was a duo we never knew we needed  THE ENDING WAS MY HOLY GRAIL I ACTUALLY DIED LIKE YES 😍😍😍

My brain chemistry is actually altered I am a changed person forever the fact this bald middle aged man is right makes me want to die and also pick up a pair of drumsticks  But I also love the fact how it shows internal and external factors towards anxiety and depression and the effect it has one someone can be for the better or for the worse and our demographic needed to have this film accessible to us  No but seriously I don’t think I could pick up a pair of drumsticks after being hit by a truck because I would genuinely give up and it’s actually opened my eyes to the difference between passion and pressure and this guy has it all.

I don’t like the way he puffs his chest  The soundtrack 😭😢 Oh beautiful boy

Okay gonna be real it wasn’t awful….. Genuinely the 4th movie was SOOOO bad that this sequel defaults as bad but I think they made up for it a smidge as the last one had so many plot holes, bad songs, bad dancing and they erased half the lore that this one had to make up for it  SOME of the plot holes were covered but this one had much better characters aka Hooks daughter LOVE and hatters son he looks EXACTLY like chuck bass tho so that was distracting but they were the best things about this movie. The songs were actually better tho… the nepo babies thru me off but apart from that it wasn’t bad I loved the red one actually with her and the guy it felt like ‘if only’ but it couldn’t never live up to that absolute masterpiece  And the dancing was closer to Kenny Ortega but that will also never live up to his standards he was ahead of his time 😍😍😍 Also Chloe just annoyed me soooo much this girl was so dramatic that my girl red was having and identity crisis so Chloe made it about herself and became a ‘villian’ like girl stfu. Literally Audrey in D3 had ten times more reason to be a villain she was with Ben for YEARS you were friends with red for a WEEK please Anywayyyyyyy that’s my cold take